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« on: June 10, 2007, 05:37:05 pm »

Ok here are some funny warnings i found on the internet that people have found on actual products!!!

Found on a Bungee cord:
USE EXTREME CAUTION when stretching cord over load. Keep face and other vulnerable body parts away from potential cord rebound path.
"But feel free to attach the Bungee cord to yourself and leap off of a tall bridge."
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Found on a box of Kellogg’s Pop-Tarts:
Warning: Pastry Filling May Be Hot When Heated.
"Wow! Free physics lesson with every box!"
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Found in a television set’s owner’s manual:
Do not pour liquids into your television set.
"And please don’t use your VCR as a toaster."
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Found on the handle of a hammer:
Caution: Do not use this hammer to strike any solid object.
"Such as, perhaps, the head of the idiot who came up with this warning in the first place?"
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Found on a butane lighter:
Warning: Flame may cause fire.
"Similarly, the water emitted from squirt guns may cause wetness."
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« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2007, 07:49:26 pm »

My favorite was the one from a Black & Decker iron - warning you not to press your clothes while you're wearing them!!!!!!!! Cheesy
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« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2007, 12:15:38 pm »

on the bottom of a tirra missu desert reads: do not turn upside down !!
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« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2007, 12:16:55 pm »

On a bag of peanuts: may contain nuts

lts hope so, u would be a bit miffed if a socket set fell out!!
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« Reply #4 on: July 22, 2007, 02:34:32 am »

On a bag of peanuts: may contain nuts

lts hope so, u would be a bit miffed if a socket set fell out!!


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« Reply #5 on: July 22, 2007, 03:59:45 pm »

lee evans all the way lol
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« Reply #6 on: July 22, 2007, 04:03:10 pm »

lee evans all the way lol

Typical!  Grin

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« Reply #7 on: January 31, 2008, 04:49:37 pm »

on the bottom of a tirra missu desert reads: do not turn upside down !!
if you are already reading this then it is soooooo to late already
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« Reply #8 on: February 01, 2008, 05:45:31 am »

on the bottom of a tirra missu desert reads: do not turn upside down !!
if you are already reading this then it is soooooo to late already

lol i love these sort of quotes i'll have to look about for some more!!!

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